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Join the Club
by Peter Gallagher
Sports Illustrated, August 3, 1998
Vol. 89, No. 5, p. G11
For our anniversary last year my wife gave me my
first club membership. Pelham (N.Y.) Country Club has a jewel
of a course, the site of Gene Sarazen's and Walter Hagen's duel
at the 1923 PGA. I grew up nearby, but the only times I visited
golf courses as a kid were at night, usually pursued by the authorities
after some boyhood prank. Golf came late in life for me and hit
hard.
When I told my 84-year-old Uncle Larry about the
joys of belonging to Pelham, he confided that when he was a boy
growing up in Mount Vernon, N.Y., he had dreamed of making a living
at golf. In those days he had caddied, mopped floors at a bank
and worked at a pharmacy, where he fought with other delivery
boys over who'd get to take medicine to the Kennedy house, where
Joe Kennedy Sr. always tipped you a fiver. "I hopped the
fence at Pelham once," my uncle told me, "and was confronted
by a member who threatened to have me arrested for trespassing.
'Sir,' I said, 'my father is a member in good standing and would
be offended by your accusation.' Well, the old guy looked surprised
and said, 'Please accept my apologies, young man, and play on.'
"
Now, I knew that Uncle Larry's father, my grandfather,
was no "member in good standing" at Pelham. The man
had a less-than-legal speakeasy business and a weakness for the
horses.
"Pete," my uncle said, "I gave that guy the bull,
and he took it."
Within a month of our talk, my uncle died and a
TV pilot I had done, The Secret Lives of Men, about three divorced
guys who play golf, got picked up by ABC. Now, as I walk the course
at Pelham "rehearsing" my role as a weekend duffer,
I can't help smiling at the thought that one of us is making a
living at golf.